Turns out, we saved the best for last after all.  Damn, what a great movie this is.  This is what The Punisher should be, right here.  No screwing around with an origin story, this movie gets right to the punishing.  Great 80s style action film stylings played quite seriously with no slapstick to offend us.   Just end to end great.  Recommended, would punish again.

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The Punisher Project, part 2:  The Punisher 2004

Some consider this to be the best Punisher film.  It was most definitely better than the first, but we’ll reserve judgement until we’re past all three.  Thomas Jane definitely embraced the character and delivered.  John Travolta was John Travolta.  Rebecca Romijin was hot.  This movie had some issues with pacing and the insertion of slapstick into what should have been a grim bloodfest.  But, we’ll forgive it.

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Director: Jonathan Hensleigh
Writer: Michael France,  Jonathan Hensleigh
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Here’s the list of movies I’ve selected for upcoming episodes.  Alphabetical order for now – but I’m working on putting them on a calendar.

1000
007 Casino Royale (1967)
007 Moonraker (1979)
20 MIllion Miles To Earth
A Boy and His Dog
A Polish Vampire in Burbank (1985)
A-Team (2011)
A.P.E. (1976)
Abraxis Guardian of the Universe 1990×264-CG
Aces Go Places I (1982)
Action Jackson (1988)
Action USA (1989)
Alien 3000 (2004)
Alien Apocalypse (2005)
Alien Dead (1980)
Alien From L A (1988)
Alien Private Eye (1987)
Alien Terminator (1995) Dk
Alien vs Ninja
Alienator (1990)
America 3000 (1986)
American Commando Ninja (1987)
American Warships (2012)
Anaconda
ANACONDA 3
ANACONDAS – TRAIL OF BLOOD
Ang.Darling.Kong.Aswang[2009]
Angelina Jolie Cyborg 2 (1993)
Apollo 18 (2011)
Arachnoquake (2012)
Ator II – The Blade Master (1984)
Ator, the Fighting Eagle (1982)
Attack of the Crab Monsters [1957]
Attack Of The Giant Leeches [1959]
Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Attack of the Mushroom People (1963)
Attack of the Puppet People
Avenging Force
Bad Ass (2012)
Balls of Fury (2007)
Bandidas (2006)
Barbarian Queen
Barbarian Queen 2 – The Empress Strikes Back
Bat.Without.Wings (1980)
Batman and Robin (1997)
Batman Forever (1995)
Batman Returns (1992)
Battle Beyond The Stars
Battle Queen 2020 (1997)
Battle Royale (English Subs)
Battlefield Earth (2000)
BattleShip (2012)
Ben (1972)
Beverly Hills Ninja
big ass spider (2013)
Big Man Japan
Big Tits Zombie (2010)
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989)
Bionic Ninja (1986)
Black Samurai (1976)
Black Shampoo (1976)
Black Sheep
Black_Dynamite
blackcobra2(1988)
Blood Beach (1980)
Blood for Dracula
Bloodrayne
Blue Velvet
BMX Bandits
Born in East L A1987
Brain Damage
Bride of Chucky 1998
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
Bug 1975
Cabin Boy (1994)
Calamari.Wrestler.2004
Captain America 1990
Captain Kronos – Vampire Hunter
CAR 54 WHERE ARE YOU (1994)
Carnosaur 2 (1995)
Carnosaur 3 – Primal Species (1996)
Chanbara Beauty
Cheech & Chong Up In Smoke (1978)
Cherry 2000
Chopping Mall (1986)
CHUDII_EE
Class of 1984 (1982)
Cloak & Dagger (1984)
Computer Beach Party (1988)
Condorman (1981)
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002)
Cosmic Princess (1982)
Cowboys and Aliens (2011)
Crank (2006)
Crank 2 (2009)
Crash And Burn
Creature (1985)
Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)
Cyborg Cop (1993)
Cyborg Cop II (1994)
Cyborg Soldier (2008)
Cyborg-VanDamme
Cypher (full movie)
D-War (2007)
Dagon
Damnation Alley
Darkon
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
Day of the Warrior (1996)
Daywatch (2006)
Dead Hooker In A Trunk (2009)
Deadly Friend (1986)
Deadly Prey
Death BedLRH
Death Kappa 2010
Death Machine (1995)
Death Rides A Horse (1967)
Death Rides A Horse (1967)
Deathsport (1978)
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Deep Space (1988)
Def Con 4 (1985)
Demolition Man (1993)
Demon Wind (1990)
demonwarp (1988)
Desperately Seeking Susan
Devil Fetus 1983
Dinosaur Island (1994)
Django (1966)
Do or Die, Commentary (1991)
Don’t Go in the House (1980)
Doom The Movie (2005)
dopemania
dr goldfoot and the bikini machine
Dr Phibes Rises Again 1972
Dr Who and the Daleks (Peter Cushing 1965)
Dracula 2000
Dracula vs Frankenstein
Drunken Wu Tang (1984)
dungeons_&_dragons
Eating Raoul (1982)
Electric Dreams (1984)
Elvira_Mistress_of_the_Dark_(1988)
Embrace of the Vampire
Enemy Gold (1993)
Enter The Ninja (1981)
Equalizer 2000 (1987)
Escape from L A
Escape from New York
Event Horizon (1997)
Evil ToonsLRH
Evilspeak (1981)
Fanboys (2009)
Fantastic Voyage (1966)
Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)
Faster Pussycat Kill Kill (1965)
FDR American Badass
Fearless Frank (1967)
Final Programme (1973)
Firebirds
Firefox
Fist Of The North Star 1995
Fit to Kill, Commentary (1993)
Frankenstein Conquers the World (1966)
Free Enterprise
Fright Night[1985]-Leo
Future_Hunters
Galaxina
Galaxy Of Terror
Gamera- Guardian of the Universe
Gantz (2010)
Gargoyles (Eng – 1972)
Gehara (2009)
Gentlemen Broncos (2009)
Ghosts of Mars (2001)
Girlfriend From Hell (1989)
Gog (1954)
Gor (1988)
Gremlins (1984)
Guns, Commentary (1990)
Hackers
Hamburger The Motion Picture (1986)
Hanzo The Razor – Sword Of Justice
Hard Hunted (1992)
Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle (2004)
Hell.Comes.To.Frogtown.(1987)
Hercules_Returns
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)
House of the Dead
I Come In Peace
I.Love.Maria.(a.k.a. Roboforce).(1988)
Immortel
In Like Flint
In.The.Name.Of.The.King-A.Dungeon.Siege.Tale[2007]
Inframan
Interface (1984)
Invaders From Mars 1986
Invasion of the Body Snatchers 1978
Invasion of the Saucer Men (1957)
Invasion USA (1985)
Iron Eagle (1985)
Iron Eagle 2 (1988)
Iron Eagle 3 (1991)
Iron Eagle 4 – On the Attack (1995)
Its Pat (1994)
Jesse James Meets Frankenstein’s Daughter 1966
Jingle All the Way
Joe Dirt (2001)
John Carter (2012)
Jonah Hex (2010)
Joysticks (1983)
Jungle Assault (1989)
Karate Cop
Kellys Heroes (1970)
Kill and Kill Again
King Cobra (1999)
King of New York (1990)
Kiss-Attack of the Phantoms (1978)
Knight Rider 2010 (1994)
Knightriders
Kull.The.Conqueror.[1997]
kung fu cyborg
Kung Fu Massacre
Laser Mission (1989)
legend of awesomest maximus
Legion (2009)
Legion of Iron
Leonard Part 6 (1987)
Leprechaun 5 – In The Hood (2000)
Lesbian Vampire Killers
Leviathan (1989)
Long Swift Sword
Long Weekend (1978)
Looker (1981)
Machete (2010)
Machete Kills (2013)
Mad Max 2-The Road Warrior
Magnum Force (1973)
Malibu Express (1985)
Maniac Cop
Master of Disguise (2002)
Masters Of The Universe (1987)
Max Hell Frog Warrior (2002)
Mazes And Monsters
Mega Monster Battle Ultra Galaxy Legend The Movie
Mega Piranha (2010)
Microwave Massacre (1983)
Mighty Peking Man
Mind Snatchers (1972)
Misfits of Science 1985
Modern Romance (1981)
Monkey Shines (1998)
Monolith (1993)
Monster in the Closet (1987)
MoonOverTao (1997)
Mortal Kombat 1995
Motel Hell
Mystics in Bali (1981)
Naked Lunch
Naked Space (1983)
Nemesis
Never Too Young To Die (1986) STARGROVE
New.Rose.Hotel (1998)
Night of the Creeps
Night of the Ghouls
Ninja Assassin (2009)
Ninja Terminator
No Holds Barred (Hulk Hogan 1989)
Nothing But Trouble (1991)
Nun of That
OK Connery 1967
Omega Cop
OrderBlackEagle (1987)
Our Man Flint (1966)
Outlander (2008)
Over The Top (1987)
Pandorum (2010)
Parasite (1982)
Patrick
Phantasm I (1979)
Phantasm II (1988)
Phantasm III – Lord of the Dead (1994)
Phantasm IV – Oblivion (1998)
Picasso Trigger (1988)
Piranhaconda (2012)
Pit And The Pendulum
Plan 9 From Outer Space
Pootie Tang (2001)
Popeye
Porkys
PRINCE_OF_DARKNESS
Prisoners Of The Lost Universe (1983)
Project Metalbeast
Prom Night (1980)
Prophecy (1979)
Psycho Beach Party (2000)
Punishment Park (1971)
Puppet Master
Push (2009)
Quest For The Mighty Sword (1990)
Raw Force (1983)
Rawhead Rex (1986)
Razorback 1984 CG
Real Steel (2011)
Red Scorpion (1989)
Red Sonja (1985)
Reign of Fire (2002)
Remo Williams
Reptisaurus
Return to Savage Beach (1998)
Revenge Of The Cheerleaders (1976)
Ricki-Oh
Road To Revenge (1993)
Robo Warriors (1996)
Robot Ninja (1990)
Rodan
Rodan (1956)
Rollergator (1996)
Rolling Thunder (1977)
Runaway
Samson vs The Vampire Women (1962)
Samurai Cop
Samurai_Commando_Mission_1549
Santa With Muscles (1996)
Savage Beach, Commentary (1989)
Scanners – David Cronenberg (1981)
Scooby Doo – The Movie
SCREAMERS
Second Sight
Shakes the Clown (1992)
She-Devils.On.Wheels (1968)
Sheena (1984)
silencers
Silent Night Deadly Night (1984)
Skeeter (1993)
Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity (1987)
Slither (2006)
Snakes on a Plane
SNAKES_ON_A_TRAIN
Solar Crisis (1990)
Sorceress (1982)
Space Amoeba (1970)
Space Raiders (1983)
Space Truckers (1996)
Sphere (1998)
Spice World – The Spice Girls Movie
Stake Land (2010)
Star Hunter (1995)
Starship Invasions (1977)
Steel (1997)
Strange Invaders [1983]
Strip Mahjong Battle Royale (2012)
Stripteaser
Suburban Commando (1991)
Super Hybrid (2010)
Super Mario Brothers
Superman 3
Supervan
Swamp Thing (1986)
Take A Hard Ride
Tales From The Hood
Tammy And The T-Rex (1994)
Tank Girl (1995)
Team America
Terrorvision (1986)
The 36th Chamber Of Shaolin
The 6th Day
The Abominable DrPhibes
The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
The Angry Red Planet
The Archer And The Sorceress (1981)
The Barbarians (1987)
The Bat People (1974)
The Beastmaster
The Big Lebowski
The Black Godfather
The Black Hole (1979)
The Blood of Heroes [1989]
The Burrowers [2008]
The Cell (2000)
The Craft Special Edition (1996)
The Creeping Flesh (1973)
The Dallas Connection (1994)
The Dark Power (1985)
The Eternal – Walken
The Fiendish Plot of DrFu Manchu (1980)
The Final Countdown (1980)]
The Fly
The Galaxy Invader
The Gate
The Giant Claw (1957)
The Giant Spider Invasion
The Guyver 2 Dark Hero (1994)
The Hand
The Hidden Fortress
The Horror of Party Beach (1964)
The Host
The Hunger (1983) [Catherine Deneuve, David Bowie, Susan Sarandon]
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-up Zombies
The Keep
The Lathe of Heaven
The Manchu Eagle Murder Caper Mystery 1975
The Manitou 1978
The Pirate Movie (1982)
The Prophecy (1995)
the puppet monster massacre
The Raven
The Room
The Running Man
The Satan Bug
The Spirit of 76 (1990)
The Thing (2011)
The Time Guardian [1987]
The Time Machine (2002)
The Valley Of Gwangi 1969
The Vindicator (1986)
The Warriors (1979)
The Wizard
the wolfman (1941)
The Wraith 1986
The.Dead.Matter (2010)
The.Flintstones (1994)
The.Happening[2008]
The X From Outer Space
They Live
This Island Earth (1955)
Thunder Run (1986)
Thunderpants (2002)
Ticks (1992)
Time Chasers (1994)
Time Walker (1982)
Tobor the great (1954)
Tommy Boy 1995
Total Recall 1990
Total Recall (2012)
Trancers
Transylvania 6-5000
Transylvania Twist (1989)
Trilogy Of Terror
Truck.Turner (1974)
Turkey Shoot 1982
Twisted Justice (1990)
Two-Lane Blacktop (1971)
Ultra Warrior (1990)
Undefeatable-Cynthia RothRock
Under the Rainbow (1981)
Uninvited (1988)
Universal Soldier – Regeneration
Valley Girl
Vamp1986
Vampyros Lesbos.DivX..UMMO
Vegas In Space (1991)
Vibes (1988)
VIBRATIONS (1996)
VIRUS
Voyage into Space – Giant Robot
War of the Gargantuas (1966)
Warlock
Werewolf (1996)
WEREWOLF_IN_A_WOMENS_PRISON
Westworld (1973)
Whos That Girl (1987)
Witchery (1988)
Without Warning (1980)
Wizards of the Demon Sword
Wrong Is Right (1982)
Yakuza Weapon (2011)
yeti__the_giant_of_the_20th_century
ZAAT (1971)
Zapped [1982]
Zeiram (1991)
Zombie.Strippers[2008]
Zoolander (2001)

 

Jennifer Aniston begins her long career as master whiner and non-actor right here in this 1993 gem.  At the end of every rainbow is a rusty pickup truck.  Warwick Davis turns in a tall performance in his first of 6 Leprechaun appearances.  Unfortunately, the body count is far too low.  Stay away from Nebraska, it’s a silly place.

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Chillin wif me gold, I am! Eeeehehehehe!

Chillin wif me gold, I am! Eeeehehehehe!

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